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How to beat Death t-shirt by Malleus Martialis The “How to Beat Death” t-shirt features a captivating illustration inspired by Holbein, showing a nobleman drawing his sword in a dramatic standoff against Death, depicted as a laughing skeleton. The irony of this design lies in the idea that simply drawing your sword is considered “Step 1” in the battle against mortality. It humorously suggests that the first step in overcoming death is an act of defiance, even if it may seem futile. It serves as a great conversation starter and an enjoyable reminder that sometimes, a little bravado and laughter can be powerful tools in the face of life’s toughest realities. Whether at an event, training or just going about your day, this t-shirt radiates both wit and resilience. Key Features: ▸Seamless double-stitched collar for a polished look ▸Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem for added durability ▸100% cotton for a soft and comfortable feel ▸Taped neck and shoulders for enhanced longevity All our t-shirts are made to order which means: ✅ Less waste ✅ Separate and cheaper shipping costs ✅ Locally packed and shipped To guarantee maximum quality, we utilize a third-party service for production and fulfillment. Please be aware that if you purchase multiple products, shipping costs may be separate and they may arrive at different times. SIZE GUIDE S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL Length (cm) 71 73 76 78 81 83 86 Half Chest (cm) 45 50 56 61 66 71 76 S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 Half Chest (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 30 LEAD TIME In stock IMPORTANT NOTICE Image Disclaimer: Product images are for reference only; actual appearance may vary due to differences in screen settings and display characteristics like resolution and color accuracy. Warranty Notice: These variations do not affect the functionality of the item and are not considered imperfections or grounds for warranty claims. CARE TIPS Wash Machine: Wash warm (max 40 C° or 105 F°), wash garment inside out with similar colors. Tumble Dry: Low Bleach: Only non-chlorine Dry Clean: Do not dry clean Iron: Iron inside out PRODUCT AND SAFETY REGULATIONS Product Safety Compliance: Complies with regulatory requirements on dangerous substances (lead, cadmium, phthalates, and formaldehyde). Also complies with flammability standards. Age Guideline: For adults. Care Instructions: Yes. 2-year Warranty: Covered under Directive (EU) 2019/771 for consumer sales. Manufacturer (GPSR): Customer. EU Responsible Person: Name: Gelato Estonia OÜ, Address: Rotermanni 6-2nd floor, 10111 Tallinn, Estonia, Email:
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